🐣 Meet Greg 🐣
Greg considers himself the coolest Egglet in Bauble Bay despite being approximately nine minutes old. Known for: 🕶️ wearing sunglasses indoors 🪩 questionable dance moves ✨ maximum confidence. Barron describes him as “a lot.”
Meet The Egglets
Barron calls them her feather nuggets but the Bauble Bay residents refer to them as The Egglets. This quirky little set of six came into the world in the normal bird way - from a bird mom, Barron. Their conception is another story, however!! While they are sextuplets, the group is far from identical. Greg thinks he is in charge. He’s the “coolest” of the feather nuggets and will tell you so. His dance moves are legendary, in his own mind. Peter is a source of amusement and concern. He has a very big appreciation for applesauce. No one is sure why. Jan is so Jan. She’s envious of everyone and every single thing. Nothing is ever fair in Jan’s world. Cindy is bubbly and bright and very loud. She insists on ribbons and bows and is pushing Barron to put her feathers in curls. Like Barron has time for that!! Puhleeze. Marcia believes she is the most attractive bird. Ever. In the history of birds. She spends a lot of time worrying about her appearance and her nose. Then there’s Bobby. He spends way too much time with Buzzbee. They have planted questionable seeds all over the island. He’s the one Barron says will turn her feathers grey. Bauble Bay residents are both excited and terrified to watch The Egglets grow and learn and become members of the island.
This is Bauble Bay
Welcome to The Official Bauble Bay Bulletin.
Somewhere beyond the mainland, beyond the last reasonable cruise ship stop, sits a slightly mysterious island filled with flamboyant birds, glitter-related incidents, tiny shoes, questionable decisions, tropical beverages, dramatic emotional responses, and entirely too many feathers.
This is Bauble Bay.
Home of:
🪶 Roost Ruminations
🐣 The Egglets
🍸 Fanny’s Lounge
🐝 Buzzbee Reports
🪩 Disco Pigeon events
👒 Velour’s completely necessary opinions
📖 The Bauble Bay Dictionary
Visitors are encouraged to remain calm, avoid feeding the glitter fountains, and report any suspicious flip flop activity to the proper island authorities.
We’re all on the same pageant here.
Welcome to Bauble Bay. 🌴✨