๐ฃ Meet Jan ๐ฃ
Jan notices EVERYTHING and would like it officially documented that Greg received more frosting than everyone else last Tuesday.
Known for:
๐ dramatic sighs
๐ keeping score
โจ emotional speeches no one asked for
Jan wishes she had been named Marcia and is often heard repeating the name softly to herself.
๐ฃ Meet Marcia ๐ฃ
Perfect feathers. Perfect bow. Perfect shoes.
Marcia somehow wakes up looking professionally styled and has already become a minor fashion icon throughout Bauble Bay.
Known for:
๐ posing naturally
โจ dramatic hair fluff
๐ being admired constantly
๐ฃ Meet Bobby ๐ฃ
Bobby is a gentle little fluffball with big feelings and even bigger questions.
Known for:
๐ฉต wandering off thoughtfully
๐ช snack-related emergencies
๐ต looking slightly confused at all times
Nobody is entirely sure if Bobby knows whatโs happening. Including Bobby.
๐ฃ Meet Greg ๐ฃ
Greg considers himself the coolest Egglet in Bauble Bay despite being approximately nine minutes old. Known for: ๐ถ๏ธ wearing sunglasses indoors ๐ชฉ questionable dance moves โจ maximum confidence. Barron describes him as โa lot.โ
Meet The Egglets
Barron calls them her feather nuggets but the Bauble Bay residents refer to them as The Egglets. This quirky little set of six came into the world in the normal bird way - from a bird mom, Barron. Their conception is another story, however!! While they are sextuplets, the group is far from identical. Greg thinks he is in charge. Heโs the โcoolestโ of the feather nuggets and will tell you so. His dance moves are legendary, in his own mind. Peter is a source of amusement and concern. He has a very big appreciation for applesauce. No one is sure why. Jan is so Jan. Sheโs envious of everyone and every single thing. Nothing is ever fair in Janโs world. Cindy is bubbly and bright and very loud. She insists on ribbons and bows and is pushing Barron to put her feathers in curls. Like Barron has time for that!! Puhleeze. Marcia believes she is the most attractive bird. Ever. In the history of birds. She spends a lot of time worrying about her appearance and her nose. Then thereโs Bobby. He spends way too much time with Buzzbee. They have planted questionable seeds all over the island. Heโs the one Barron says will turn her feathers grey. Bauble Bay residents are both excited and terrified to watch The Egglets grow and learn and become members of the island.
This is Bauble Bay
Welcome to The Official Bauble Bay Bulletin.
Somewhere beyond the mainland, beyond the last reasonable cruise ship stop, sits a slightly mysterious island filled with flamboyant birds, glitter-related incidents, tiny shoes, questionable decisions, tropical beverages, dramatic emotional responses, and entirely too many feathers.
This is Bauble Bay.
Home of:
๐ชถ Roost Ruminations
๐ฃ The Egglets
๐ธ Fannyโs Lounge
๐ Buzzbee Reports
๐ชฉ Disco Pigeon events
๐ Velourโs completely necessary opinions
๐ The Bauble Bay Dictionary
Visitors are encouraged to remain calm, avoid feeding the glitter fountains, and report any suspicious flip flop activity to the proper island authorities.
Weโre all on the same pageant here.
Welcome to Bauble Bay. ๐ดโจ